even more randomness

#1.
I think to become an internet celebrity and translate your popularity into cold hard cash, one must either be…

-Pretty/Hot/Sexy/Hunky/Cute
-Bitchy/Mean
-Talented
-Retarded/Lame/Gross/Weird/Reckless
-2 or more of the above but good looks is compulsory.

The only exception is when you write product or food reviews and you are not required to show your face and the appeal of the object you review compensates for your lack of physical attractiveness. In that case, the beauty created by others does the job of appealing to readers’.

#2.
I want a pair of adorable looking twins that’ll grow up to become gorgeous adults. Why? because you can never have too much of a good thing and if I can have two kids with one pregnancy, it’ll save me the pain of a labour session

#3.
I wish I could speak to animals

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